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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 05:06
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is it bad to sleep with music in your ears?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Still no good
Loons and Moons
Then came..
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No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Still no good.
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
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